Dear Blizzard Garrison Developers,
Let me take a moment to introduce myself. I am the commander of the free armies from Azeroth on Draenor. I have saved the world from destruction, I have fought kings, old gods, and threats of all sizes. I have all the faction leader's ears and their highest respect. I am privy to knowledge directly from leadership that no one else could know because I have earned the utmost level of trust. Whenever there is anything that needs to be done I am the first person that is sought out to solve the problem.
I have outposts in every area of Draenor and lead all the wonderful men and women that defend them and they all trust my choices and follow my commands, without question. I have hundreds of followers that left their lives behind just to be with me and they would go out on my command on what could possibly be a mission they will never return from, never even once questioning my orders. I am respected, honorable, and skilled as both a fighter and a leader.
I have fought countless battles, retrieved precious artifacts, collected badges of honor from completing tasks no one else could, and traveled from one end of the world to the next building a legend like none have ever imagined possible all while receiving accolades every step of the way. I've friends, confidants and informants all over the place and the most powerful beings in the world either fear me, or come to me for assistance.
I am a legend. I am a leader. I am the last hope for our world and I have never let the people of our world down.
So I ask, with the greatest respect, please, by the light of Elune, why can you not teach my followers to mine and herb on my garrison for me? A person of my stature should not be tied down by such petty tasks, I've got an army to lead and a world to save. I believe I am busy enough.
Thank you for your time,
The Grumpy Elf