Friday, July 13, 2012

A Hunter, Maybe?

The following song is sung to that can't get it out of your head melody "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.  Please feel free to play it in the background and sing along.  It really works better than just reading the lyrics.

See what happens when I am bored with warcraft, I start making songs.  I wonder if any of the amazing video makers would be willing to make this into something.  Would be fun to see and quite honestly I suck at making that kind of stuff or you would be seeing something and not reading it.  I'll just stick to writing lyrics.

Hope you enjoy.

A Hunter, Maybe?

Concussive shot to the gut
Clawed to death by my mutt
Kiting like I'm a nut
First honor kill today

I'll cap the lumber mill first
While standing on your body
Then head to stables to dish
Out some hunterly pain

You never saw me
Gun cocked, bullets flying
You ran, I stopped you
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just killed you
So fast its crazy
What was that freight train
A hunter, maybe?

Your life just fell fast,
It was scary
From the distance,
A hunter, maybe?

Hey, I just killed you
So fast its crazy
What was that freight train
A hunter, maybe?

Your life just fell fast,
It was scary
From the distance,
A hunter, maybe?

All alone at the mill,
I'll be so easy to kill,
Your chances really are nil,
My flare caught you today

Run, vanish then a sprint,
But your not getting away
When I catch you on the hill
You will rue the day

You never saw me
Gun cocked, bullets flying
You ran, I stopped you
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just killed you
So fast its crazy
What was that freight train
A hunter, maybe?

Your life just fell fast,
It was scary
From the distance,
A hunter, maybe?

Hey, I just killed you
So fast its crazy
What was that freight train
A hunter, maybe?

Your health poll dried up fast,
It was scary
From the distance,
A hunter, maybe?

You were once at full life
I hit you so hard
I hit you so hard
I hit you so, so hard

You were once at full life
I hit you so hard
And you should know that
Aimed shot hits so, so hard

Camo right to you,
On you baby,
Who drove that freight train,
A hunter, maybe?

Hey, I just killed you
So fast its crazy
Who drove that freight train
A hunter, maybe?

Your life just fell fast,
It was scary
From the distance,
A hunter, maybe?

You strut around like you're king
Think you're so bad
Think you're so bad
Think you're so, so bad

You strut around like you're king
I hit you so hard
I was that freight train.
I'm a hunter, baby!

5 comments:

  1. Why would you sink to this level, Grumps? I mean, really. Why befoul your blog in such a way?

    In all seriousness, though, this is a good parody. Well done.

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    1. Thanks.

      I could not help it. The idea came to mind while I was at work and I did not feel like playing tonight so I made something up.

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    2. I had a similar experience with the song while I was watching really bad television one day.

      "So you don't know her?
      You say she's crazy?
      Well we're on Maury
      And that's your baby!"

      Like I said, really bad television. don't judge, I hadn't slept in two days at the time.

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  2. If someone made a recording of this (a decent one) I would buy it! :D

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    1. They would have to have a much better voice than mine when I was signing along with it. ;)

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