You Might be a Bad Damage Dealer...

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you think being first on recount means you are good.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you brag about being first on the meters when you are 4th on damage done.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you always think pulling off the tank means the tank is bad.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you think the healer sucks because you wouldn't move from avoidable damage.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you can't tell the difference between group failure and personal failure.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If someone asks you to interrupt and you tell them it will lower your DPS.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If it is never your fault.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you are taking almost as much damage as the tank.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you let adds eat the healer.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you think the ONLY reason someone does more DPS is because of gear.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you think you have reached the cap on the damage you can do, even if simulators say otherwise.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you blame someone else for something you caused.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you expect the tank (raid leader) to explain everything to you.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you do not notice that you have plenty of other useful abilities that could make a fight easier.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you do know you have them but refuse to use them because it means a DPS loss.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If you do not realize that you being better makes everyone around you better.

You might be a bad damage dealer...
... If think that you being better refers to DPS only.